The Speech Toy

Talk to Me

To save bandwidth, the sample no longer is a refresh - instead hit the lips!
[an error occurred while processing this directive]On popular request: Here is how it works.

The text you enter below will be heard in my office

Enter your name/e-mail or something here if you like:

The output can be controlled in the following ways:
Sex: male, female or neither?
Speed: slow, normal or quick?
Pitch: low, normal or high?
Please enter your message to me:

If what you enter makes any sense in English you will receive a suitable response.
I have a log of things said to me: last, recently and ever.